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Normal me: “dude… you still haven’t peed since you woke up… you gotta go… you have a friend visiting today soon you don’t have time to be omo trash..”Trash me: “yeah I know…. but I just want to hold a little..”Normal

My life is legitimately falling apart and I dont know what to do.

reallyreallyreallytrying:pros of replacing friends with actual wolf pack: excellent howl opportunities, group naps less weird. cons: trash talk not as witty

really need to get away and go someplace this weekend. need to take myself out places. maybe go hike or to the park or whatever. i cant keep staying in my dorm room. I need to go out for myself for once, not just because i agreed to meet up with friends

milgramexperiment: tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

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